Tyler Bingham

Mullet Warrior Comics
Registered: May 2006 Posts: 2,283
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Breaveheart, the absent minded superhero, was out flying when he spots a woman being attacked by ten thuggs. "Picking on an innocent woman is not ok in my book!" He swoops down from the skys above, taking out five of the ten men. The woman he intended to save then comanded a near by tree to grow and took out the rest. When it was over, Breaveheart was able to take a good long look at the woman to find that not only was she a superhero like him but that she was a gorgous superhero. "Hi, you must be Breaveheart. I'm Nature Woman." Breaveheart's mind was blown, his tounge was tied and found it hard to speak without triping over his words. "Yes! I am and you, that is i was, swoop, saw you in troubl... I mean I thought you in danger, I thought you were in trouble and so I just swooped in to lend a helping hand not that you needed any I can see your very capible." She smiles and interupts, "Slow down there handsome. You should probibly watch your caffine intake." Breaveheart's heart was pounding like it never pounded before. Each time she spoke his breath was pleasently taken away. "Right! Less caffine, got it. So your Nature Woman? Thats pretty swell there." Nature Woman couldn't help but smile at him. The moment was killed by the sound of police sirens. "Aw nuts, I have to answer the call for justice. I regret leaving in the middle of our conversation..." Nature Woman then said, "Then I'll come along with you so we can continue later." Our heroes fly to the rescue as Black Skull runs from the Police. The fiend has has stolen some rare gems from the same museum he hit not too long ago. He is stopped in his tracks when a weed shoots from the ground and catches his leg. He quickly cuts himself free with his gauntlets then looks up at the sky to see Breaveheart carrying Nature Woman who had comanded the weed to attack. Black Skull isn't impressed by the team up and open fires on them with a handgun. Breaveheart spins around so the bullets hit his back and uses his speed to come up from behind him. Black Skull whips around and is slugged by Nature Woman. "I suggest you return those gems you stole or Breaveheart and I are gonna have to rough you up." Black Skull looks at Breaveheart then laughs. "Him rough me up? You've got to be kidding me." Breaveheart grabs the gems with his superspeed. "You may not have heard this but Justice always gets his man!" Black Skull was not a believer. He whips out a grenade and tosses it behind him. Breaveheart rushes for the grenade while Nature Woman attacks Black Skull. Black Skull throws her off then rushes for the gems while Breaveheart throws the grenade into space. Nature Woman commands a near by tree to grow then attack Black Skull. In the struggle with the tree the gems go flying and land on the ground. Breaveheart is running towards Black Skull when he takes a milasecond to look at Nature Woman. With being destracted by her beauty he didn't see the gems on the ground and slipped on one. He then fell to the ground with such force that when he landed on the gems, he crushed them to dust. Black Skull watched as the dust frell from Breaveheart's back as he stood up. "YOU CLUMSY IDIOT! You have smashed some of rarest gems in the world! Gone forever from the power of your worthless back!" Breaveheart dusted off his back and replied, "Acually my back isn't worthless, its quite handy in keeping my back straight." Black Skull wanted to kill him and end Breaveheart's stupidity but didn't want to wast his skills on him. Instead he had a different plan to hurt him. I pulls out a dart with very strong toxins in it and shoots it at Nature Woman. Breaveheart sees the dart fly towards the woman of his dreams and dashes to the rescue. He gets in front of her then accidentilly swallows the dart. The dart expodes and begins to affect him. He burps then falls to the ground. Nature Woman comes to his aid. "What have you done to him!" Black Skull found on gem that survived and picked it up as he explained, "I knew he would try to save you so I poisoned him with a toxin that can kill a heard of Rinos. He won't die, just be woozy for a few hours. Why should you care he's a neanderthal on steroids." He begins to walk away when she replies, "I happen to like him and think he's the greatest hero there ever was!" Black Skull stopped in his tracks and slowly turns his head around. He looks at Breaveheart then at Nature Woman. Back to Breaveheart the idiot then to the smart and beautiful Nature Woman. "Your kidding... how could you possibly love this fool?" She looks up at Black Skull and replies, "I happen to think he's sweet..." Black Skull laughs at Nature Woman. "That is the stupidist thing I have ever heard. You must be crazy." Black Skull walks away with his last gem in hand. Nature Woman stays with Breaveheart until he is revieved. He looks up at the green haired angel above him and says, "Hi." She smiles and says, "Hi, how are you?" She helps him up and he replies, "I feel great! Never better.... say ahhhhhh. Would you like.. to ah... welll that is ahhh." She interupts him, "Would you like to get something to eat?" Breaveheart picks her up, accidentally drops her then picks her back up then fly off into the sunrise.
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