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Posted: 15 Oct 2007 18:10
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The list was like 100 but some of them were stolen from the Chuck Norris list Tim added to the Green Hornet topic I just picked a few of the better ones that I thought you guys might get a laugh out of.... 1. Most people would need months to recover from 20 months of Chinese interrogation. Jack Bauer needs a shower, a shave and a change of clothes. 2. Professor Charles Xavier once tried to read Jack Bauer's mind. Now he's sitting in a wheel chair. 3.If Jack Bauer had been a Spartan in the movie 300 it would have been called 1 4.Some people see the glass as half full. Others see it as half empty. Jack Bauer see the glass as a deadly weapon. 5.Jack Bauer never retreats, he just attacks in the opposite direction 6.If everyone on "24" followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called "12" 7.The 2007 budget for the US Military covers Jack Bauer, two pistols and four billion rounds of ammunition 8.Jack Bauer can torture you into giving up information you do not possess 9.Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas 10.If you wake up in the morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your life 11.When Santa Claus asked Jack Bauer what he wanted for Christmas, he snapped his neck. No one interrogates Jack Bauer and gets away with it 12.Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won 13.Jack Bauer doesn't have a refresh button on his web browser. All events take place in real time 14.Superman's only weakness is Kryptonite. Jack Bauer laughs at Superman for having a weakness 15.Jack Bauer once arrested RoboCop. Think about that 16.In 96 hours, Jack Bauer has killed 93 people and saved the world 4 times. What have you done with your life? Anyway there are tons of these out there. Not sure how many other 24 fans are on this site but heres the link if you want it http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/index.php?tophundred __________________ "Beware villains for it is Midnight!"

Posted: 15 Oct 2007 18:32 Last Edited By: The Midnight Avenger
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Sorry guys just found a few more super hero related ones and had to post them Let's face it, Jack's carrying bag makes Batman's utility belt look like a piece of rope The Incredible Hulk once got so angry it turned into Jack Bauer Commissioner Gordon only rings the Batphone when he can't get an answer on the Bauerphone Clark Kent called himself Superman... Only because the name Jack Bauer was already taken Batman has a Jack Bauer nightlight The Fantastic Four are being sue to change their name. Jack Bauer's knuckles are the real Fantastic Four. Superman once hid behind Jack Bauer in a fire-fight. Jack Bauer, cashing in on his super-power ability to get to anywhere in L.A. in 15 minutes, is the employee of the month at Domino's... for 5 years straight __________________ "Beware villains for it is Midnight!"

Posted: 15 Oct 2007 20:17
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This is my favorite - Jack Bauer can torture you into giving up information you do not possess. That one made me a laugh out loud. All those were good though.

Posted: 17 Oct 2007 03:05
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that show is a joke. i saw most of the first season and i think his wife got captured like 3 times? the writers all take it in there different cheesy directions. it's the type of show where a car falls in a ditch and explodes for no apparent reason. oh, and here's one jack bauer's tough enough to never ever use the bathroom. __________________ "You...complete me."

Posted: 17 Oct 2007 17:33
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Aw come one superdude that show is pretty cool. I started watching it regularly I think around the 3rd season. The first season I didn't really get into it, but that later season when I saw Jack Bauer rob a small store to keep a terrorist delayed long enough to get a satelilite fix, I got into it after that. Last season was a little slower, but still a lot of gun action which is very important.

Posted: 17 Oct 2007 20:32
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yeah I watched the first season and really get into it but this past season (6) hooked me in so I've been going back and watching all the previous seasons, so far I've only seen 1,2, and 6 but I am slowly working my way through them. __________________ "Beware villains for it is Midnight!"

Posted: 20 Oct 2007 03:43
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OH NO! are you guys kidding? where does the cheesiness stop? nobody has 6 days in there life when they fight terrorists for 24 hours! that much stuff never happens in a day! __________________ "You...complete me."

Posted: 20 Oct 2007 03:43
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oh, and how could forget the theme song pickup line "this...is...the longest...day...of my life" __________________ "You...complete me."

Posted: 22 Oct 2007 15:10
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Sure if you wanted realism we could watch my life on tv. I can see it now, On today's exciting episode, watch Tim type messages and make web pages for 8 hours! After that Tim makes an exciting trip to the gym for an hour and a half. See, reality is boring!

Posted: 03 Sep 2008 14:35
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Posted: 03 Sep 2008 21:32
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Yeah I definitely don't watch 24 for the realness of it. It's all about the action. But I could see it now, tonight on CBS the series premiere of the Tim Frady Show! Wow we get to see him type on his computer! Anyway that would be my life as well on tv. All I do at work is sit at a computer then when I get home I do more stuff on the computer. Occasionally an episode would feature me playing playstation or wii along with my kids. Man who would watch that show on a weekly basis?

Posted: 04 Sep 2008 14:15
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Occasionally I run around pretending to be Batman just to annoy my wife too.

Posted: 04 Sep 2008 22:42
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That reminds me of an episode of Seinfeld. When Jerry and George decided they were going to produce a show starring themselves, the people at CBS asked them what it was going to be about, and George said, "it will be a show about nothing!" And they looked at him like he was nuts.

Posted: 05 Sep 2008 00:38
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Yeah that was like the whole premise of Seinfeld. A show about me might be considered a show really about nothing.

Posted: 05 Sep 2008 02:59
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man i hate 24. but i like this robot chicken spoof of it! __________________ "You...complete me."

Posted: 05 Sep 2008 14:31
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Funny stuff, might actually be a good show if Dracula didn't kill everybody. I mean as real drama type show. Dracula fighting on the side of America. That sounds cool.

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