Chuck Norris Vs. Mr. T

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Chuck Norris Vs. Mr. T

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Posted: 21 Apr 2009 16:11
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Chuck Norris Vs. Mr. T: 400 Facts About the Baddest Dudes in the History of Ever (Paperback) Buy Chuck Norris Vs. Mr. T: 400 Facts About the Baddest Dudes in the History of Ever Now Ian Spector has returned to his voluminous vault to bring readers 200 new Chuck Norris facts alongside 200 facts about his longtime antagonist Mr. T, in a battle that pits foot against fist, beard against mohawk, and Delta Force against A-Team. Included in this fearsome tome are such startling observations as: • There is nothing to fear but fear itself, and fear itself fears Chuck Norris. • King Kong once challenged Godzilla to an arm-wrestling match. Mr. T won. • The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris. • The last man to make eye contact with Mr. T was Stevie Wonder. • Chuck Norris is a man’s man’s man. • Mr. T once beat a man to death with his own corpse. Chuck vs T Book page I don't know about you all, but I think we better buy this book if we don't want to make Mr. T and Chuck mad. If you like Mr. T check out the A-Team Facts and Trivia

Posted: 21 Apr 2009 17:41
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I love Chuck Norris facts now only if they added Jack Bauer into the book. Jack vs Chuck vs Mr. T and I'd definitely buy itQ __________________ Buy comics from mycomicshop.com

Posted: 21 Apr 2009 18:27
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Whats behind Chuck Norris' beard? Another fist. __________________ Hindsight is always 20/20... But looking back it's still abit fuzzy. Dave Mustaine

Posted: 21 Apr 2009 18:52
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that's a good one did you see the episode of Family Guy with Chuck Norris as Walker Texas Ranger? He used the other fist in that one __________________ Buy comics from mycomicshop.com

Posted: 21 Apr 2009 19:13
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I like the one I read a while back about when Mr. T and Chuck Norris both walked into a building together and immediately the building exploded because it could not contain the awesomeness of both of them together.

Posted: 21 Apr 2009 21:00
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Chuck Norris' tears are made of gasoline. Too bad for the world Chuck Norris never cries. __________________ Hindsight is always 20/20... But looking back it's still abit fuzzy. Dave Mustaine

Posted: 21 Apr 2009 21:28
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Might be a good thing. What if someone smoked around Chuck?

Posted: 22 Apr 2009 00:43 Last Edited By: Bono Fett
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First you'd have to make him cry. Gotta get that book! What would life be like without Chuck or T? Well sirs whatever the answer is, that is not a world I would want to live in. __________________ Hindsight is always 20/20... But looking back it's still abit fuzzy. Dave Mustaine

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