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Batman took a ride in the Bat Mobile. Nightwing took a ride on his Motor Cycle. They both searched for Poison Ivy. When Nightwing found her in the middle of the road he stepped of his Motor Cycle. And than Poison Ivy did her thing she does in “Batman & Robin”, when the pink thing comes when she blows a kiss. Nightwing got it in his lungs. He stopped walking. Poison Ivy started walk to him instead.
“Hi there.” Poison Ivy says.
“Is it true that your kisses are deadly?” Nightwing asks.
“Kiss me and I’ll tell you.” Poison Ivy replies.
Nightwing is right about to kiss her when he hears sirens.
“I gotta go.” Nightwing explains.
“Wait. Just one kiss, lucky kiss.” She says.
Nightwing kisses Poison Ivy. She closes her eyes and enjoys the kiss.
“Or perhaps not. Fooled little bird boy.” Poison Ivy says and pushes him away.
Nightwing lies on the ground for more than 3 minutes. His whole face had turned green. Poison Ivy walked to blocks away. She found Batman there.
“Knock knock. Anybody home?” Poison Ivy asked.
“Hello there hot woman!” A drunk man said and tried to take on her body.
“Get of me ugly fat man!” Poison Ivy said and stabbed the man with her nails.
“What do you want Ivy?” Batman asked.
“A kiss from a Bat.” She told Batman.
“I know your tricks Pamela.” Batman said and waved away her lovedust.
“Aww, to bad your little boy didn’t.” She said to get Batman angry.
“What?” Batman asked.
“He’s kinda dead now.” She said.
“Guess again.” Nightwing said as he stood behind her.
“It’s impossible!” She screamed and escaped through the fire exit.
“I’ll get her.” Nightwing says and runs after her.
Batman ran after them, they jumped from roof top to roof top. But Ivy just jumped down from a roof top. Nightwing didn’t think and just jumped after her. Poison Ivy made a big plant who saved her but Nightwing kept falling. When he touched the ground did Poison Ivy start laugh. When Batman looked up to her was she gone.
Batman jumped down slowly to the ground. He turned the body so the face was up. It was all messed up. He threw his cape over the dead body and called for The Bat Mobile. He started the auto pilot an d ordered it to drive to The Bat Cave. In The Cave Tim was waiting for a victory, but got a lost. Two weeks later the funeral. All the good guys was there. The funeral was even sending on TV. The funeral day was a rainy day. A boring day. Tim had nothing to do. Bruce asked him if they could go to the cinema. But Tim didn’t want that. He just watched Blaze Of Glory all day. Bruce went down to The Bat Cave and watched on the Nightwing costume.
“And I was letting you to be the next Batman.” Bruce said and turned around to the computer.
“Computer. Load up all photos of Dick Grayson as Robin.” Bruce said.
He heard a screaming up stairs, but when he looked up to the door, he saw three smoke pellets on the floor. The smoke came and Bruce saw a silhouette. The smoke faded away. And he saw a ghost. The Joker had broken in.
“Harley! Come down stairs and look on the real Batman!” The Joker shouted.
Bruce saw a clown dressed in a nurse suit.
“So this is the famous Bat Cave?” Harley asked.
“How can you be alive?” Bruce asked.
“How? Lets say you aren’t what you used to be!” The Joker said. “But I’m sorry. Harley and I got to go.” The Joker said.
“Bye, Bat freak!” Harley said and kicked Bruce in the stomach.
The Joker took the stairs up, and threw four bags of bombs in the Cave. One bag near all the suits. One in The Bat Mobile. One down to the Bat Boat. And the last one near the Bat Plane.
Stay tuned, Same Bat-Time, Same Bat-Channel!
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Duo attack. Lolz
real identity.
