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I've got a few.
" Do or do not. There is no try." - Yoda.
This one I use on my wife all the time when we work out. Love that line.
"Make my day!" Dirty Harry
"Kneel before Zod!" I guess everybody knows who said this one.
What's your favorite quote. Historical quotes accepted too.
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| Posted: 26 Oct 2009 17:43 Last Edited By: The_Incredible_Floyd |
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A few of mine.
Donnie Darko: "Why are you wearing that stupid bunny suit?"
Frank the Bunny: "Why are you wearing that stupid man suit"?
Peter Parker(Spider-Man 2) : "Did Bernoulli,sleep before he found the curves of quickest descent?"
Doc Ock: (Spider-Man 2) : "Ahhh,Rosie I love this boy"
Doc Ock: (Spider-Man 2)"But,first before we start... has anyone lost a large roll of 20 dollar bills in a rubber band?" Because we found the rubber band."
(Everyone): Laughs!
Doc Ock: (chuckels) It's a terrible joke.
There are so many more quotes from an assortment of films I've seen. Those were just the first that popped in my head. I'll post more later.
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| Posted: 26 Oct 2009 18:05 |
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Of course don't forget.
"May the force be with you." - quote from practically everybody on Star Wars
Superman quotes
Miss Teschmacher: Lex, why do so many people have to die for the crime of the century?
Lex Luthor: Why? You ask why? Why does the phone always ring when you're in the bathtub?
Superman: Is that how a warped brain like yours gets its kicks? By planning the death of innocent people?
Lex Luthor: No, by causing the death of innocent people.
Superman: I'm here to fight for truth, and justice, and the American way.
Lois Lane: You're going to end up fighting every elected official in this country!
Lois and Clark Quotes
Lois: If you wanna kill Superman, I don't know why you're going to Smallville or 1966.
Tempus: She doesn't know yet. Oh, this is good. This is really good. Um, Lois, did you know that, in the future, you're revered at the same level as Superman? Why there are books about you, statues, an interactive game. You're even a breakfast cereal.
Lois: Really?
Tempus: Yes. But, as much as everybody loves you, there is one question that keeps coming up: "How dumb was she?" Here, I'll show you what I mean. Look (puts glasses on), I'm Clark Kent. (Takes glasses off) No, I'm Superman. (Puts glasses on) Mild-mannered reporter. (Takes glasses off) Superhero. Hello! Duh! Clark Kent is Superman. Ha, ha, ha. Well, that was worth the whole trip. To actually meet the most galactically stupid woman who ever lived.
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"I'm here to kick ass and to chew gum...and I'm all out of gum"
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"I'm here to kick names and take ass!"
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"I'm here to f@#$ names and get ass...and I'm all out of names!"
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"Have you ver danced with the devil in the pale moon light?" - The Joker (1989)
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Right, how could I forget that one.
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| Posted: 27 Oct 2009 14:18 Last Edited By: Tim |
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John Wayne from the Searchers as Ethan
Reverend Clayton: I say we do it my way. That's an order!
Ethan: Yessir. But if you're wrong don't ever give me another.
Reverend Clayton: You wanna quit, Ethan?
Ethan: That'll be the day.
Martin: I hope you die!
Ethan: That'll be the day.
Now I could be wrong about this, but I believe it was that movie that inspired Buddy Holly to write the song, "That Will Be the Day".
John T. Chance (Rio Bravo):
"Sorry don't get it done, Dude."
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| Posted: 27 Oct 2009 14:22 |
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Another cool one or two from the Duke.
John Bernard Books (The Shootist):
"I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people and I expect the same from them."
Capt. Rockwell Torrey (In Harm's Way):
"All battles are fought by scared men who'd rather be some place else."
Col. Michael Kirby (The Green Berets):
"Out here, due process is a bullet."
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Some Smallville quotes
Jonathan Kent: The road to Hell is paved with good intentions! From the episode Tempest
Lex Luthor: Trust me, Clark. Our friendship is going to be the stuff of legend. From the episode Hug
Dr. Swann (Christopher Reeve): The one thing I've learned about science is the value of faith. From the episode Rosetta
Lex Luthor: I am the villain of this story. from the episode Onyx
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| Posted: 27 Oct 2009 16:43 |
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Here's another quote from John Wayne about Christopher Reeve after after meeting Christopher Reeve at the 1979 Academy Awards.
" This is our new man. He`s taking over. "
Who knew John Wayne was a fan of Christopher Reeve.
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"Where Does he get those wonderful toys?"-The Joker (1989)
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Another good one.
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"MJ and I are gonna have a helluva time!"-Green Goblin (2002)
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"Next time you are killing somebdy, make sure that he is really dead!"-The Fisherman/I know what you did last summer(1997)
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More quotes from Lois and Clark the Adventures of Superman.
Tempus: You want to know the future, Miss Lane? No one works, no one argues, there are 9,000 channels and nothing on!
Tempus: Well, this is a special pleasure, Ms. Lane. I'm Tempus. I'm from the future that you and Superman created.
Lois: Me and Superman?
Tempus: A world of peace. A world with no greed or crime. A world so boring you'd blow your brains out, but there are no guns.
Tempus: Superman, as long as I have you here, just answer one thing for me. Why tights? Why a cape? You're a grown man, don't you feel ridiculous?
Superman: My mother made it for me.
And here is one of my favorites from that series
Clark Kent: Superman is what I can do, Clark is who I am.
I've always thought that pretty much summed it up as far as Superman's personality. I was just rereading one of John Byrne's Superman stories the other day. It was an Action Comics anniversary issue from the 80's with the main story being Superman teaming up with Wonder Woman and laying a big kiss on her. In the end he concluded it wouldn't work because he was just a guy from Kansas and she was a princess.
A lot of Superman fans love to argue the point is Superman the disguise or Clark Kent, but I always argue Clark is who he was raised to be.
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"DON"T, DON'T TOUCH IT!!! It loses it's value when you take it out of the box!!
"Andy-The 40 Year Old Virgin"
"Granted a Jay and Silent Bob movie could be the worst idea since Greedo shooting first."
"Holden McNeil-Jay and Silent Bob strike back.
"Aren't you a little short to be a Stormtrooper?"
Princess Leia- A New Hope
"Aren't you a little too fat to be a Stormtrooper?"
Family Guy Blue Harvest Princess Leia
"What doesn't kill you simply makes you...Stranger."
joker- The Dark Knight
The best quote of all time....."Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry."
I could literally do this all day long....
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"A Jay and Silent Bob movie? Who would pay to see that?" Holden Mcneil (Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back)
"Say would you like a choclate Covered Pretzel? They're a little melty but damn are they exquisite"-Brodie Bruce (Mallrats)
"I'ma F#$% this Bitch I'ma F#%% that bitch I'LL F$#$ ANYTHING THAT MOVES!-Jay (Clerks)
"Is is true that chicks fart when you blast em in the ass?"-Jay (Dogma)
"Bitch what you don't know about me I could just about fit in the grand F#@#ING canyon!"-Silent Bob (Chasing Amy)
Drug Dealer: You holdin?
Jay: Shit,Everything but coke heroin and you're cock! -Jay (Clerks 2)
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Quote:
"Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry."
That's one I go around saying all the time, and I forgot to post it. Go figure.
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| Posted: 29 Oct 2009 17:14 Last Edited By: The_Incredible_Floyd |
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"HULK SMASH!"-Hulk Incredible Hulk 2008
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Right, another one everybody knows that escapes my memory till now.
Here's one from the 80's,
"Win one for the gipper"
or from the 40's depending on how you look at it.
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Right, another one everybody knows that escapes my memory till now.
Here's one from the 80's,
"Win one for the gipper"
or from the 40's depending on how you look at it. Ronald Reagan! How about the full quote from Amazing Fantasy #15?
" And a lean,silent figure slowly fades into the gathering darkness,Aware at last that in this world,With great power there must also come--Great Respondsibility!"-Stan Lee (Amazing Fantasy #15)
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Right, I live by that one. Great power comes great responsibility. I love that one.
But this one is good too.
"Well there you go gain." Bet you never guess who said that one. 
Another one I bet you can't guess for real.
"Trust me I know what I'm doing"
hint he carries a gun everywhere and talks to it.
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I know it isn't The Terminator. So is it either Robocop,Judge Dredd,and or Clint Eastwood?
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That last one was close it was....
Sledge Hammer a TV character which was really more or less a spoof of Clint Eastwood's Dirty Harry.
I've got the whole series on DVD
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All cops face violence. The ones who can't deal with it crack. The ones who do, teach.
Sledge Hammer: Every breath you take, every move you make... I'll be watching you. That's police talk.
Dori: The terrorist has demanded a million dollars, a private jet and an end to the Star Wars program.
Sledge Hammer: Yeah, three movies was enough.
Dori: Well, it looks like justice was done.
Sledge Hammer: It sure was. Those were the ugliest shoes I've ever seen.
Captain Trunk: Hammer, what happened? Didn't they try to brainwash you?
Sledge Hammer: That's right, captain, they did. They tried to play on my subconscious. But they forgot one important thing.
Captain Trunk: What's that?
Sledge Hammer: I don't have a subconscious.
Captain Trunk: [Trunk watches Hammer attach something to the barrel of his gun] Is that a silencer?
Sledge Hammer: No, it's not a silencer. This little doodad is my own invention. I call it a loudener.
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This isn't a quote related in anyway to ScFi,Comics or Action/Cult films but I like it nonetheless.
"Our greatest glory is not in never falling BUT in rising everytime we fall"
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Every breath you take, every move you make... I'll be watching you. That's police talk. lol I get it!
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"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
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"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." That's a good one!
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