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Greetings everyone!!!! hope evryone is good!!! i know i know its been a while,been off doin sum cool things.Any way unfortunatelly i wont be able to continue with Sugar skulls for the time being,which bums me out!! so i thought i might do a board story in my spare time,not sure i like it though!! lol but lets see where it takes me here it is hope you guys like it!!!!
THE BRIGADIER
Space 2032,
They said the sun would eventually burn out! They said,"a giant meteor,the size of Texas headed toward us,would obliterate planet earth!!" they said,We will run out of water and man will turn on each other!!! Well at least they got that right!!! We did turn on each other!! we did destroy the world as we knew it!!! but in the end,it came down to..... our children!! You see,Earth is a very small place. Eventually we just ran out of room.So,the powers that Were,"at the time" decided... no more kids!! BIRTH CONTROL FOR EVERYONE !!! SAVE THE PLANET,GET SNIPPED!! Huh, Wut a croc!!! While sum of us thought, ahh its for the best,others....... ,well lets just say, BAD IDEAH!!! You see,it was a new age for us,finally stem cell research ,had been passed, huh huh and dont even get me started on the D@%$& clones!!! Throw in the fact that all forms of illegal drugs were LEGALIZED!!,and you got yourself a grade "A" recipe for....LETS SAY TOGETHER...ARMAGEDDON!! Well at least the world wasnt completely destroyed, i mean......we still have clean water,a bright sun,an abundance of tree's...all though we did have to wait a long time for them to grow back!! and thanx to cloning PLENTY of livestock!! on the downside,were still at war!! Terrorist From "THE GOOD OL' DAYS" well....lets just say those old Rust buckets just dont take to kindly to our new beliefs!!! Aaaaand thanx to Cloning we still have Texas Rex,the meanest Redneck S.O.B,to ever and i mean EVER room planet earth!!!! Who Still believes this Rock is HIS!!! We kept waiting for a Savior,a...SUPER-MAN if you will!! well ..... HE AINT COMING!! All you got is Us,the Brigade!!! the last of the great United Planet Corps. And we,we have a price!!! Women!! yeah yeah it aint pretty,not your typicall "Nights in Shining Armor" but you see with all the darn clones, its hard to find a good woman who can give you offspring!! those clones are pretty, and all, but it all comes down to, children!!! See the house with the most descendants ,stay's in power!! And Ol" Rex,is the one who has the cloning device!!!!! And we just got hired to put him out of Business!!!! Problem is,we havent heard from The Brigadier in months.Word is,Rex finally caught up with him, And to make matters worse,i just got married to my five brides,and sum @$s*&!! just knocked on my door and say's i been promoted.... to Brigadier!!!!
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