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Join Date: Jul 2005
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the return of the too much time on his hands superdude!
this ones about the goon, so i gave it the original title of,
The GOON
I kill zombies with wings,
I stomp on those who voodoo.
why i do these things?
well wouldn't you too?!?
I've got Franky by my side,
and we get business done.
I lead the Labrazio's,
which is really kinda fun.
Escaped the Sea Hag,
stopped the "pie eatin beast",
think Hellboy's a drag,
no trouble in the least.
I killed the Vampire Dame,
but this was only by request.
Won many football games,
til' they shot coach in the chest.
Have to slug Lagarto
every time Alloy will cry.
Once he even asked me
to kill a Flesh-Eating Eye!
Nearly got shanked
while in the slammer.
Who to be thanked?
Alloy's mind jammer.
Nameless zombie priest,
causing much mayhem.
He let's his Zombie's feast,
I'm still in the slam!
Free only to save Norton
from a ghost raising scrub.
I straightened her out,
so i could save the pub!
Then to killin' more zombies,
includin' some new creature scum.
Buzzard may have warned me,
I must've ben high on rum.
Then Lagarto escaped again,
due to Alloy still in prison.
Which led to comedy-horror,
and more monster-mash noir...
   
click here for some insight on what the poem was based off (GOON comic covers and info)
__________________"You...complete me."
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