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If you grew up in the 70's and 80's, maybe you remember watching David Banner played by Bill Bixby turn into the Hulk played by Lou Ferrigno smash the things that just didn't work go the way he wanted. You know like Banner might be on the phone calling for help and the operator keeps asking for a dime he doesn't have. He'd turn into the Hulk and smash the whole phone booth. It was a great way for people to take out their frustrations for bad service in the form of a giant green monster on the small screen.
How about the old comics when those pesky puny humans just wouldn't leave Hulk alone? Maybe it was a metaphor or whatever for all the noise, traffic, red lights, construction road blocks, angry bosses, angry customers, high taxes, high gas prices, bad service, and all the other modern day stress we suffer from. We'd love to just turn green some days and throw a big fit throwing cars around and smashing those stupid red light cameras for example. Doesn't everybody fantasize doing that one time or another?
With talks of a new TV Hulk coming down the road, what modern day things would you like to see the Hulk smash? What really frustrates you? Here's some things that popped up into my head.
5. Red light cameras as mentioned above. Definitely, think the Hulk would smash these things if he had to bother to drive.
4. Stupid lawyer commercials
Hulk tired of stupid lawyers that have to advertise for clients. Lawyers claim they care if Hulk in wreck, or Hulk disabled. Hulk know better!
3. Stupid tax and spend politicians
Hulk tired of politicians telling Hulk how greedy he is for not wanting higher taxes, so stupid politicians can blow more of Hulk's money. Next time politicians put hand in Hulk's pocket, Hulk do massive leap a mile in the air with politicians arm still in pocket! RRRG!
2.oil companies
Good thing Hulk can jump high from place to place because oil companies try to rip Hulk off with high prices! Hulk have perfect solution to stupid oil companies. Drill for more oil so price go down, and don't spill it, or Hulk smash!
1.Stupid song and dance TV shows like American Idol and Dancing with the Stars.
Hulk make room for good action shows by smashing stupid puny dancers and singers. If Hulk wanted music, Hulk would watch MTV, wait that also make Hulk mad, no music on Music Television! Stupid puny humans make Hulk's head hurt!
Illustration by Ben Burgraff
What's your list of things for the Hulk to smash on TV?
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