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5 rules in every Chuck Norris movie
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Posted:  03 Feb 2012 18:43   Last Edited By: Tim
5 rules in every Chuck Norris movie

This is pretty good. Lots of action if nothing else. The song kind of got on my nerves, but still pretty cool.

There are 5 rules that can be applied to almost every Chuck Norris movie.
Rule 1: Chuck Norris never reloads
Rule 2: Chuck Norris always hits first
Rule 3: You can't run or hide from Chuck Norris
Rule 4: Everything he touches becomes a weapon
Rule 5: Chuck Norris never miss his targets

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